Category Archives: View from the Ivory Tower

China Land of Proud Zombie People

By The Voice Of Reason | Published: July 23, 2009

I haven’t yet written anything about my trip to Shanghai because I couldn’t quite find an angle.  Two days of travel and two and a half days of trip, not many stories that would be the summation.  The Chinese people remind me a little bit of perpetual children that are trying too hard to please [...]

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Dear Leader Kim Jong Il Not Feeling too Hot

By The Voice Of Reason | Published: July 21, 2009

Dear Leader Kim Jong Il lies slumped across his sick bed clutching at his sternum. His pancreas inflamed with cancer, doctors push stethoscopes against his lower chest trying to detect if the cancer is on the move. The best hope now is to push the cancer into one corner of the pancreases using an experimental [...]

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Bubbles Magic

By The Voice Of Reason | Published: July 17, 2009

Solid sources indicate eyebrows and other things were raised when the late Michael Jackson’s (rest in peace homey) monkey bubbles the third continually attempted to give animal welfare agents a reach around as they tried to put him in their van. The agents were attempting to relocate Bubbles to a nearby zoo when the playful [...]

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