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Mmmm food. And Germans.


NEIN!

Fitzroy; Free Food and Fonebooks


Yeah so everybody knows how viral marketing works now, it’s been around since the producers of The Blair Witch Project killed a bunch of people and left CD Roms with the movie trailer next to their mutilated victims. It’s clever and fun advertising that gets people to do the whole ‘word of mouth’ thing that ...

Bromantí’s Recipe Hour: Youtube Served With A Side of Bud


Youtube is a cuisine that was traditional served to the master of the house by one of his wives. He would disrobe and watch the videos completely naked, smoking a fat juzza. Occasionally he would stumble across a particularly hilarious video and thank his wives by allowing them to watch one cute kitten video per ...

Freedom of Food


I feel like royalty in exile (thanks Rumblefish), from a South Eastern Asian country that you haven’t heard of and don’t understand our customs.  You see …. I want to eat it all, drink it all and experience the kill as well if I can.  What am I talking about?  Well here we go.  I ...

Kentucky Fried Canvas….or Carcass…


Didn’t this guys mother ever tell him not to play with his food?

Logics made tasty


Hall-E remember a while back I said for your b’day we should do this as a cake substitute? Well, on the eve of lunch I present you with the Rubik’s Cubewich. Head on over to insanewiches to see other culinary masterpieces. TAKE NOTE CAF! YOU’RE OFF YOUR GAME…

LC on the Cover of Shape Magazine


I WANT HER AIRBRUSH TECHNICIAN!

Today’s menu…


Fish on a Thursday? That’s different I guess. What the fuck is “lavash bread”? A typo perhaps? Orange and chocolate muffins Cheese and chives muffins Orange sweet potato soup with yoghurt and lavash bread Roasted vegetable and chickpea salad Caesar salad Massaman beef curry with steamed coconut rice Alecha Wat aka Ethiopian vegetable stew flavoured ...

Today’s menu…


Welcome back Sutt-E! Sadly the swearing comp had to cease while you were off… Apple and blueberry muffins Fruit scone Honey roasted parsnip and potato soup with crusty bread Beetroot, rocket and roasted sweet potato salad Asian coleslaw with crisp noodles salad Wok-seared asian greens with chicken and chilli jam Paella of winter vegetables, white ...

Today’s menu…


Where’s my burrito! Where’s my burrito! Ah, I’ve got nothing… Spiced honey muffins Roasted pepper and pesto scroll with fetta Potato and sweet corn chowder with croutons Slow cooked beef and red wine casserole served with rosemary potatoes Spiced lentil and pumpkin tagine served with buttered cous cous Roast leg of lamb with mustard jus ...
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8-Bits Of Fun

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Massive Sellout

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She's a lady and she likes cats

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