Bromantí’s Recipe Hour: Youtube Served With A Side of Bud

Youtube is a cuisine that was traditional served to the master of the house by one of his wives. He would disrobe and watch the videos completely naked, smoking a fat juzza. Occasionally he would stumble across a particularly hilarious video and thank his wives by allowing them to watch one cute kitten video per day. At the completion of his meal he would throw his laptop to the floor and walk away quoting whatever lines he liked most. This is considered a complement to the chef in many cultures.

You’re going to have to go ahead and get a good mixing bowl, if you don’t already own one just use a discarded peanut butter lid, or something else with shallow depth. Some good sharp scissors will help the process too.

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And that’s how you make a delicious cannabis cannelloni.

Now for the main dish, Youtube. I try to use fresh Youtube, stale videos can ruin the dish. Here’s some I prepared earlier.

Or for a more complex pallett of flavours try:

mmmmm… that’s good eatin’

Join me next time when I teach how how getting experimental with the munchies can lead to some fantastic gourmet cooking. Pork Sausage wrapped in Cookie Dough?! Yes please!

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